the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
I am laughing unreasonably hard at this.
I am ASHAMED that it took me nearly one full minute to get it.
They get mad at you for being whole.
|—||I wish I had heard this years ago. (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)|
Words. To. Live. By.
Kim admits to taking 1200 selfies while in Thailand.
ive never believed in passive aggressive vagueblogging, unlike SOME people i could mention